“Thin Thighs in Thirty Days” — OR Not!

(Cover of Wendy Stehling’s Book)

Wendy, Wendy Wendy, where should I start with my rant? As an insecure 14-year-old buying into my fashion-conscious, Los Angeles, hometown scene, I bought your little book, above-entitled and expected wonderful results that would bring me thin thighs, which would, of course, make me more popular, desirable, and whatever else an insecure 14-year-old girl teetering on the uncomfortable edge of puberty wants from life.