I enjoyed your topic and approach to it -- the wit as well! The Catholic Church seemed to heap so much shame on us all, as children, that I figured I would be going to hell soon anyway, so I may as well have had a little fun before hand. Sister Lucy once told me that I was evil and doomed just like my sisters. She had mistaken my last name and family, but whatever, I'm sure she thought we were all doomed to reside somewhere like Dante's Inferno upon death anyway.